Ek sardar raste se jaraha thaa uske kandhe par ek tota baitha. kisi ne pucha ye janwar kanha se laya tota jhat se bola panjab se!
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SARDAR: he bhagwaan tu mujhe 100 rupe dega to usme se 50 tujh par chadhaunga. kuch der baad use 50 rupe milte hai wo kehta hai: KYA BHAGWAAN MUJH PE ITNA BHI BHAROSA NAHI PEHLE HI KAANT LIYE.
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Sardar1: yaar jaldi pee warna coffee thandi hojaye gi Sardar2: to kya hua Sardar1:bewaquf menu nahi padha... HOT COFFEE 20/- Rs. COLD COFFEE 40/- Rs.
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Sardar wanted to make a std. call to Panjab, he wanted to save money. what did he do? simple he went to Panjab and made a local call.
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Q: what is FORD? Sardar: GADDI. Q:what is OXFORD? Sardar: O its so simple BAIL GADDI.
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Jo dil mein dard de use dildaar kehte hain. aur jo sar mein dard de use sardar kehte hain.
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Sardar went to a radio shop and started shouting kamino mai ne philip ka radio manga tha ise chalu karne par ye hai all india radio bolta hai.
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SARDAR: (biwi se) ko aisi baat kaho mujhse kd mere pair zameen par na rahe. BIWI:tussi phansi q nahi laga lende.
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Dear subscriber now all incomeing SMSes that contain jokes on SARDAR will be charged Rs.10/sms as part of their mental development fund
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SARDAR KI MAA: puttar tujhe yahan se jalamdhar jane me to ek din laga par wapas aane me 3 din lag gae wo bhi nai car se? SARDAR: maa yeh car banane wale bhi pagal hai jane ke liye to 4 gear dete hai par aane ke liye 1 hi gear dete hai
© HARPALGEO
2006