Arz kiya hai..! Unke pyar mein umr bhar intezar kiya, unke pyar mein umr bhar intezar kiya.... Aur... aur... aur... aur... us intezar mein na jane kitno se pyar kiya.
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Tabyat kharab thee..! dr. ne kaha tha kisi pagal ko sms karo.. Is liye tumhein sms kiya ab theek lag raha hai
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Que: India ka sabse bada pralay ka din kon sa hoga.........? Ans: Jis din Raksha bandhan aur Friendship day ek saath aye ga.
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Woh kaun hai jo uchal uchal kar paida hotay hain?.... ........ SOCHO........ OR SOCHO........ .. BOLO NA!.... ....... NAHI PATA?..... AREY BGAI........ !!POPCORN!!
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Kash dil ki hasrat puri ho jai, aap missd call karo woh recve hojaye. sab bhol kar hum kare ghanto baat, hosh tab ae jab balance apka zero hojae.
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Sherni k ghar walon ne hathi ka rishta thukra diya, batao kyon... ...... ...... ..... tu so ja unke ghar ki baat hai, hame kya karna
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Raat ki tanhai mein jab koi aahat nahi lagaye chupke se koi tumhare bed k pas aaye to..... to....... to....... to....... Abe dhakkan chilla zor se....... CHOR CHOR
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Manzil ki taraf badte ra....... Jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno.... Piche walon ko aage mat jane do jo aage hai unse aage niklo.... Tabhi tum achche RIKSHEWALE ban sakoge.
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Niche mat jana niche galat lika hai .............. ....... ................. GALAT!!
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Dekha mere sms ka kamal? ghanti baji, bandar ne cel uthaya, ab bandar sms padh raha hai, ab apne sar khujha ke sochega k ye sms kisko bheju.
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Dard-e-dil mitana aasan nahi hota, kimti cheez k har koi kabil nahi hota. yeh to chor bazaar ki maherbani hai warna aap jaise POPAT k pass mobile nahi hota
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what is 1 1 ? ..... ....... ..... ....... ..... ....... ..... ....... ..... ....... ..... ....... Sharam karo iska answer bhi msg. mein dhond rahe ho naam duba diya school ka NALAEK!
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Sms dosto ko itne kiye k hum jit gaye sms ki race. Mobile unka pareshan hoke kehne kaga no space no space...
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Main ne pucha chand se k dikha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasien, chand ne kaha chandni ki kasam DIMAGH MAT KHARAB KAR ITNI DOR SE KYA KHAK DIKHTA HAI
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Namashkar...! Ye hamari madhyaratri sms seva hai. isme hum soti AATMAO ko sms kar k jagate hai, aur unke jag jane k bad hum khud so jatf hai.
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Ek tum ho k kitne achche ho...... Ek tum ho k kitne pyare ho....... Ek tum ho k kitne sundar ho..... Aur ek HUM hain ki jhot pe jhot bole ja rahe hain
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Pyar humein bhi karna tha par kuch khas hua nahi. Tajmahel humein bhi banwana tha afsos LOAN pass hua nahi
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Pani aane ki baat karte ho dil jalane ki baat karte ho. char din se munh nahi dhoye tum nahane ki baat karte ho
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Shama ro ro k parwane se keh rahi hai. mujhe rumal la do mere nak beh rahi hai.
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Aap ko mis karna roz ki baat hai. aur yaad karna aadat ki baat hai. aap se dor rehna kismat ki baat hai, par aap ko jhelna badi himmat ki baat hai.
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Khuda k ghar se kuch gadhe faraar hoge. kuch to pakde gae kuch hamare yaar hogae.
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Dil k dard ko zuban pe late nahi, apni aankh se aansu bahate nahi. zakhm kitne hi gahere q na ho, hum DETOL k siva kuch lagate nahi.
Vo cham cham karte chale gae, vn dil ko phand k chale gae. ham sindoor leke khade rahe, vo rakhee bandh k chale gae.
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Jab jab hame pyaas lagti hai, unhe pane ki aas lagti hai. bad gai diwangi itni hamari, k har jadki ki maa ab hame saas lagti hai.
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Tu sawaal nahi paheli hai. meri manzil tu nahi teri saheli hai.
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Who's hot? its u Who's charming? its u Who's-sweetest? its u Who's-smart? its u.. Who's-darling of milions? its u Zyada udo mat yeh msg. mujhe aaya tha....
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Majnu ko laila ka sms nahi aaya, majnu ne teen din sei khana nahi khaya. majnu ja raha jaan dene laila k pyaar mein, laila baithi sms free hone k intezar mein.
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Aye sms jakar mera salam kehna save kare to shukriya kehna, delete kare to bewafa kehna, aur na pare to usse ek rupya lelena
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In hasino se rasme wafa aur dil lagana sarasar bhool hai. jis din yeh ikrar kare mohabbat ka samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai.
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Ek vo din the jab kabutar msg. pahunchate the..... ek yeh din hai jab hum kabutron ko msg. pahunchate hai
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ELITE NEWS: the japanese have produced a camera that such a fast sitter speed, it can take picture of women with her mouth SHUT kamaal ho gaya yaar:-)
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Aap ka jadu har tarf hai, har ladki k dil me aap ka payar hai. yeh koi chamatkar nahi kya kare kuch dino me RAKHI ka tehwaar hai.
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Aaj kal aap ka sms aata kam hai, aaj kal aap ka sms aata kam hai. khafa ho hamse ya mobile ka balance kam hai.
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Ummido ki shama dil mat jalae rakhna, jahanse aalag dunya mat basae rakhna. aaj mood me tha isliye kardiya sms, roz intezar me palke mat bichae rakhna
© HARPALGEO
2006