Deka jo tirchi nazar se to hum madhoosh ho gaye. pata chala jab nazar hi tirchi hai to behoosh ho gaye.
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Unki gali k chakkar lagate lagate kutte bhi humare yaar ho gaye. wo to hue na humare par hum kutto k sardar ho gaye
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Ajeeb si kashish hai aap me ki hum aap k khayalon me khoye rehte hai... Ye soch kar k aap khwabo me aao ge hum din me bhi soya karte hai
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TRUE THOUGHT- Zara socho agar sms recieue karne ke paese lagte to kya hota? Guess aaj tum meri wajh se road par bheek mang rahe hote
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College ki galyon me ajeeb khel hota hai, class k bahane dilon ka khel hota hai, notes ki jaghe love mail hota hai, isi liye to pappu har saal fail hota hai
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Dil harun ya jaan harun, tujhe dekhte hi mera ji karta hai tujhe zordar do lat marun
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Dost tu bhi sms likha kar tera bhi naam ho jai ga. jab tujh par pheken ge log ande aur tamatar to sham ki sabzr ka intezam ho jai ga!
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Kali se phool banne me kitna waqt lagta hai, lahron ko kinare se milne me kitna waqt lagta hai. balance ho to phone, sms karne me kitna waqt lagta hai.
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Bindas sone ka rapchik sapne dekhne ka bhoot ko nahi dekhne ka. Boleto..... Aina nahi dekhne ka aur blanket odh ke fultus so jane ka boleto GOOD NIGHIT
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Kash mere dardo ki tujhe aisi saza mile. tujhe lagi ho bade zor se aur karne ki jagah na mile.
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Chandni raat mein sone se pahle khwabo ki dunya mein khone se pahle. Mai ne shocha tumhe yaad dila dun, mai ne socha tumhe ehsaas diladu. SUSU KARKE SONA
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Marne ke hamare naseeb me mulakat ho na ho, ye hawa he fiza ho na ho. Zind ho tabtak sms bhejo kya pata hamari kabra pe coverage ho na ho.
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Fizaoon ke badalne ka intizar na kar. Aandhiyon ke rukne ka intizar na kar. Chainel badal FTV laga le bachche ESPN par SANIYA ke jhukne ka intizar na kar
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Agar apko hum par gussa hai to TAAJMAHEL ko fodo , CHARMINAR ko todo, QUTUBMINAR ko modo, TITANIC ko fevicol se jodo, magar sms karna maat chodo.
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Bhol kar bhi kisi ko na rulana zindagi me sab ko hasana, dushman ko bhi gale lagana, phir bhi koi gham de to mujhe phone lagana TAPKA DENGE SALE KO.
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Aaj ........ ............ ............ ............ ............ Raat........ ............ ............ ............ ............ Theek....... ............ ............ 12:59:59 baje ............ ............ k........... baad........ ............ 01:00 Bajega! dekh kar so jana.
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Year 1963 ...... ......... .......... ........... .............. Aug 3rd, ..... . ....... .......... ......... ........ Evening, 07:48 ... KUCH NAHI HUA THA. chalo apna kaam karo! sara din sms padte rahte ho!!
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Mat kar mere dost apni wali se itni mohabbat vo aankhon se war karti hai. mai ne dekha hai unhi aankho me vo tujh se jyada mujh se pyar karti hai.
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Taaj khuch logo k liye khaas hai, kuch k liye mohabbat ka ehsaas hai. hamare tumare liye ye bakwaar hai, q k har pal badalti hamari mumtaaz hai.
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Milgaya oye mil gaya are wah, vo to mujhe mil gaya, yahooo, vo mujhe mil chuka hai, Yes yes yes Aakhirkar yeh sms padne wala BEWAKUF mil gaya.
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Phool khile kalyan killi, wah wah.... Phool khile kaliyan khili ab gulab ki bari hai. hunne to sms kardiya janab ab aap ki bari hai.
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Tumhe mera sms mila? nahi? To lo SMS SMS SMS SMS ye lo chote chote sms sms sms sms ye lo Rimix.... sMs SmS Sms sMS Khush?
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Open with love, hum apse kuch kehna chahte hai. wohi baat jo dil ko chhu jaye wohi pyaar ke teen akhshar, the 3 golden word SUDHAR JA NALAYAK.
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Have u seen a monkey in plastic? ...NO???? Quickly, see ur driving license.
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You=Lovely, You=Perfect, You=Sweet, You=Cute, You=Fantastic, You=Genius, You=Great, Me=Liar.
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Tohaar chehra moti samaan, tohaar chehra moti samaan. MOTI hmaar kuttya ka naam.
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Waise to hum hai bhramachari, jahan dekhi nari wahen pe aankh mari. pati to hamari nahi to phir bhramachari.
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Teri aawaz sunne ko jab hum taras jate hai. to hum ghise pite c.d. zabardasti chalate hai.
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Tum ko dekha to ye khyaal aaya pagalon ke stock me naya maal aaya
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Agar zinda ho to 4/5 sms bhejo, markar aasmaan mein ho to barish bhejo, agar sowarg mein hoto apsara bhejo aur agar nark mein hoto ENJOY YOURSELF
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Fizaon me tum ho, hawaon me tum ho, baharon me tum ho ghataon me tum ho dhoop me tum ho, chaon me tum ho, sach suna tha buri AATMA ka koi thikana nahi hota.
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Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya ham umr bhar is gham ko pee lenge. kya hua hamari girlfriend nahi hum apki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.
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Bandar ne apni maa se pucha mai kitna badsurat hun. maa ne kaha tu bhi to achcha hai usko dekh jo sms padh raha hai.
© HARPALGEO
2006