ye sms mat
parhna werna wo
ho jay ga
wo kya
wohe jo ho jata hai
ay wo jo is umer
main ho jata hai
are wo
wo
lo hogya na!
"TIME WASTE"
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From Anas
00923332345742
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App agar pagal ho
to message
parrhte he miss
call dijey ga.agar
pagal ho to sms
ki jeye ga.
baywadoof ho to
call ki jiye ga.aur
agar teeno ho to
chup rahiye ga.
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From Danyal
00923452958849
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andheri sarak,
sunsaan
kabristan,
sooni haveli,
kala aasmaan,
biji karki,
aaya toofan,
raat ho gai
so ja
"SHETAN"
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From Danyal
00923452958849
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baa adab...
baa mullahza...
hoshyaaar...
paagalon kay
raja,
bewaqufon kay
badshah,
noore chashem...
dewan-e-
paagalistan
SMS parh k khush
ho reha hai
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From Same ullah
00923338575432
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if people say
u r crazy,
be patient,
u r monkey,
u r relax,
u r stopid,
be cool,
but
if they say u r
smart,
thappar lagana us
ko!
mazak ki bhi hud
hoti hai.
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From Anas
00923332345742
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Jazz manu main
khush amdeed,menu
hai khush rehne k
lie1 dabaen
Muskrane k liye
2 dabaen,mun
pasand chiz pane
k lie3 dabaen,aur
mujh se nijat k lie
apna gala dabaen,
**********
kammal ke nakhre
tere jeb tera
style hai...
moo dhone ki
tameez aur hath
main mobile hai
dont be angry
b/coz its joke
just joke
**********
purani haveli ki giri
hoi dewar pe tangay
howay badsorat
foto ke pechay
chupi hoi gundi
chipkali ki toti dum
per bathy
badbodar bacteriay
ki kasm,
i miss u.
**********
msg neechey hai>
aur neechy
aur neechy
aur neechy
ap ek sms k liay
itna gir jain gay,
kabhi socha na tha
**********
dil se dil lagakar to dekho,
hamri yaadon mein aansoo
baha kar to dekho,
sms to kya call bhi
karoonga,
ek baar mere mobile ka bill
chukakar to dekho...
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From Imran
00923004849606
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Mohabat pehli baar ho jaye to bholapan hai, dusri bar ho jaye to apnapan hai, teesri bar ho jaye to deewanapan hai, yeh jo bar bar ho jaye to kameenapan hai!!!
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Count the no of stars 2 fulfill ur wish * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Iski to gayi, Din mein taare gin raha hai!
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U r the sweetest person i have ever met. Yakin nahi hota..... na?
Chand Sitaron ki kasam!
0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O 0O0
0O0O0O0O0O0O00OO0O0O 00O
O0O0O00O000000000OO0 O0O
Yeh saare chand sitare kahan gayab ho gaye....
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U are...
I. D. I. O. T.
Intelligent
Decent
Impressive
Optimistic
Talented
R u smili now?
* YOU IDIOT*
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Both of us went 2 a wishing well. I bent down threw a coin & made a wish. U bent down but u bent a little more n fell into d well. I shouted Hey it works. :-)
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God made light and called it sun.
God made entertainment & called it fun.
God made------------- --------------------
God made u & called it " CARTOON".
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O Burai ke Rasgulle, Paap ki barfi, Bewafai ke laddu, Matlabi chikki, Dhokebaazi ki jalebi, Badmashi ke pede, jhoot ke gulkand, U R So SWEET !
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Karan johar is directing a new film and looking 4new talent. I've suggested ur name. Pls go and meet him. The name of the movie is AKAL HO NA HO.
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Just go to hell !!
Yes you!
U only !
because only you can change hell into heaven by your
sweetness..!!
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If i had a camera
I'll snap ur every moment
evry smile
evry memory
n keep...
in my..
kitchen to scare the mice.
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What's the diff btwn. a red rose, a car, and a monkey? A rose is so dear, a car is too dear, and a monkey is U DEAR.
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Kaise ho mazeme?
Tabiyat Kaisi?
Baki Aanand mangal?
Ungli mei dard nahi na?
Aankh bi ok na?
Dimag Thikane na?
Kamal ho yar phr to msg ke skte ho...
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If i distrbd U
I Am Sorry!
But i Need
To Say
I..
Love
DISTURBING U !
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Look at the world as one big chocolate cake. It would never be complete without few sweets N nuts... Sweets like ME n nuts like YOU
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If u care 4 me, i care 4 u,
u miss me, i miss u
u like me, i like u,
u msg me, i msg u
u forget me, i'm sorry this is where i'm different from u!
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U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!
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Yes, God made you first, but there is always a rough draft before the final copy.
18. Its magic press down four times & U'll see AISHVARYA RAI!! AAJ BHI LOG TUJHE POPAT BANATE HAI...
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There is a place where i miss u where seeing every face i feel its u where every voice reminds me of u everyone resembles u, we call it a zoo....
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Jab bagon mein bahir ayegi tab mere sms ki bauchar ayegi, tanhaiyan to tumhari dur ho jayegi, par mere Mobile ka bill bharne tumhari SAAS ayegi.
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GOOD MORNING Have u done the 2 most imp things 2 start the day? 1 - PRAY:So that u can live, 2- TAKE A BATH:So that others can live.
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Hey, Whr r u. I m dying 2 meet u. I miss u so much. I got bananas n peanuts 4u. Bt dis watchman is nt allowing me to enter the zoo... So hw r u my dear langur
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I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!
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Tu chand mange me chand dedu, tu raat mange me raat dedu, tu dil mange me dil dedu, tu jaan mange, Bas yaar Bhik mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai
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This cat is cat the cat best cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat fool cat busy cat for cat 30 cat seconds. Now read again without the word - CAT.
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Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi, tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi, Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.
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Kabhi hosla bhi ajmana chaiye, bure waqt me muskurana chahiye..., jab 7din me khujli ho to 8vedin nahaa lena chahiye.
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I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!
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In my life I learned how... 2 love 2 smile 2 B happy 2 B strong 2 work hard 2 B honest 2 B faithful 2 forgive But I couldn't learn how.. 2 4get U...
© HARPALGEO
2006