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I LOVE TO BUT..
-I want to spend more time with my blender.
-The man on television told me to say tuned.
-It wouldn't be fair to the other Beautiful People.
-I'm building a pig from a kit.
-I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it.
-There's a disturbance in the Force.
-I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products.
-I'm attending the opening of my garage door.
-I'm converting my calendar watch from Julian to Gregorian.
-I've come down with a really horrible case of something or other.
-My plot to take over the world is thickening.
-I have to fulfill my potential.
-It's too close to the turn of the century.
-I have some real hard words to look up in the dictionary.
-I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out.
-I'm uncomfortable when I'm alone or with others.
-I promised to help a friend fold road maps.
-I'm trying to be less popular.
-I have to study for a blood test.
-I have to rotate my crops.
-I prefer to remain an enigma.
-I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.
....and, I won't accept YES for an answer !!
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