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Are you a Vegetarian?
- - If yes, suck my cucumber.
- - If no, suck my sausage.

Hey, let's go play like squirrels, we'll go back to your hole and I'll
bust a nut.

Stop. Drop. and Roll baby, 'cause you're on fire!

Are you free tonight or am I gonna have to pay?

Were you raised on a chicken farm? Because you really know how to raise some
cock.

Walk up to a guy/girl hold up a $100 (or more if you're desperate) dollar bill and rip
it in half in front of his/her face write your phone number on half of it and hand it to
them. Then say, "how about you call me tomorrow and we'll figure out a way to
spend this money?"

What do you say we go behind a rock and get a little boulder?

When I first saw you I almost had to call an ambulance to take me away because
the sight of you stopped my heart!

Do you have a sunburn baby, or are you always this hot?

Baby you're a sex crime waiting to happen

You with all those curves, and me with no brakes!!

Baby, if you were words on a piece of paper, you'd be what they call fine print.

Are you from tennessee? cuz, you're the only ten i see.

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come and talk to you

Hey Baby, are your pants as wet as mine??

Hi! Do you want to play pretend? < yes>
I'll be Bill Clinton and you can be Monica.

Hi, My name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?

Is it hot in here or is it you?

Did you have Campbell's soup today? (she answers yes/no)
Because you're lookin' mmm... mmm... good!

Hey so you want to see some magic? You and I will go to your place have sex and
I'll disappear in the morning.

Go up to the victim in question, start acting like a penguin having a fit, when she
asks "what the hell are you doing?" Simply answer " i am being a pengiun" she will
look puzzled, just before she tells you to go away say " I was trying to break the
ice!!!!!"

He: Do you fuck on first dates? She: No! He: Can I book two?

Can I have a picture? I want Santa Claus to know exactly what to get me for
Christmas.

Are those space pants, 'cause your booty is out of this world!

"Hey are you from Tennessee?" She says, "No, why?" You say, "Well you must
be from Tennessee 'cause... you're the only ten I see."

Would you like to be my love buffet so I can lay you on a table and take what I
want?

Damn girl you even look good with the lights on!

That's a nice outfit. It would look great crumpled up on my floor.

If you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them.

Wanna play war? I'll lay down and you can blow me away!

That's a nice pair of pants. Can I talk you out of them?

MMMMM....You give new meaning to the word " edible"!

Let's play a game. I'll be the necropheliac, and you play dead!:

"Do you sleep on your stomach?" Their reply: Yes/No. "Can I?"

Hey, you wanna play lion? You go kneel over there and I'll throw you my meat.

Hi, I'm Easy!

"Hey, want to dance?" (If no) say: "Did you think I asked you to dance? No! I said,
you look fat in those pants."

So, I see you eat with utensils. Well, I've got one that I'm just dying to put in your
drawers.

You look a little feverish. Luckily I always have an oral thermometer on me.

Are you sure that your gynacologist did good job on your last visit? You know, I'd
be more than happy to probe around.

A snake just bit my penis. Could you be so kind as to suck out the venom?

Don't worry, I'll be back in a few six packs.

Do you like blueberries or strawberries, 'cause I want to know what kind of
pancakes to order in the morning.

My mattress is a little hard. Would you like to help me break it in?

I've got the F, the C, and the K, no all I need is U!

Go up to someone (in a building or somewhere where there are a lot of people) and
say, "There is a phone call for you." When asked who it is, say, "I don't know, but
they asked to speak to the best looking guy/girl in the room."

Wipe off your face and say "Here, I cleaned off this seat for you."

My face is leaving in five minutes, be on it.

If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?

Nice peaches, Can I shake your tree?!

Girl Says "I'm Lost." Guy: "That's, OK cause I can help you find your way
somewhere warm and cozy with me."

You might as well fuck me, because I'm gonna tell everyone we did anyways!

Wanna know what would look good on you? "Me."

I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me?

He says, 'Have you tripped over a branch lately?' (yes or no doesn't matter) "How
about a root?'

Before you run, I am not a freak.

Hello? Oh, your body was calling me from across the room.

If looks were against the law you'd be arrested, booked, and jailed for life.

I've got an alarm clock that makes the best sound in the morning. Would you like
to come and hear it?

Coffee? Tea? Me?

I'm an army recruiter. Why don't you come over to my place and "be all you can
be."

I bet your dad's a baker, 'cause baby, you got some great buns.

You must be a chef, because you certainly are mighty spicy.

Excuse me, your fly is down. Oops, maybe not now but definately later.

I didn't sleep with that girl, we were UP all night!

If you were a pair of pants I'd wear you out!!

Come and sit on my lap and see what pops up.

Who stole the stars and put them in your eyes?

Excuse me. I seem to have misplaced my willy- warmer. Do you mind if I try you on
for size?

I want to use your thighs as ear muffs.

Lets play army, I lay down and you blow the hell out of me.

Come over to my house and lets do math, subtract the clothes, add the bed, divide
the legs, and we'll multiply.

Hi, I'm (name). What's yours? (She answers. Start with small talk). What's your
boyfriend's name? (if she answers, say "that's nice" and keep talking. This way youdon't look like and asshole. If she say's "I don't have a boyfriend" (reply with) Oh, I find that hard to believe.

Say someone is waiting for a ride on the corner or something say: " Why wait for
the ride when you got the amusement park right here?"

I ain't no Fred Flintstone but I can make your bedrock.

"Those are a nice set of legs....what time do they open?

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