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Male vocabulary

"Haven't I seen you before?" ="Nice ass."

"I'm a romantic." ="I'm poor."

"I need you."="My hand is tired."

"I am different from all the other guys."
="I am not circumcised."

"I want a commitment." ="I'm sick of masturbation."

"You're the only girl I've ever cared about."
="You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me."

"I really want to get to know you better."
= "So I can tell my friends about it."

"It's just orange juice, try it."
= "Three more shots, and she'll have
her legs around my head."

"She's kinda cute."
="I wouldn't kick her out of bed but
a pillow over the head might be necessary."

"I don't know if I like her."
= "She won't sleep with me."

"I miss you so much."
="I am so horny that my male roommate
is starting to look good."

"Was it good for you?"
="I'm insecure about my manhood."

"How do I compare with all your other boyfriends?"
="Is my penis really *that* small?"

"I had a wonderful time last night."
="Who the hell are you?"

"Do you love me?"
="I've done something stupid and you might find out."

"Do you 'really' love me?"
="I've done something stupid and
you're going to find out sooner or later."

"How much do you love me?"
="I've done something really stupid
and someone's on their way to tell you by now."

"I have something to teou."
="Get tested."

"I'll give you a call."
="I'd rather have my nipples chewed off
by wild dogs than see you again."

"I've been thinking a lot."
="You're not as attractive as when I was drunk."

"I think we should just be friends."
="You're ugly."

"I've learned a lot from you."
= " Next!!!!"

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